Gallery of Regrettable Food

The Horror, the Horror

“Bob’s coming over for dinner. I’m worried about him. He’s in a bad way. Martha said he broke down at the office and started sobbing in the most pitiful way, and no one knows what’s going on! I’m just telling you so you can steer clear of anything that might mirror his inner despair - no, I don’t know what, just be careful! Say, what’s for dessert?”