Removed from the home improvement column, which somehow veered into a paragraph about Stanley Tucci making faces about rustic food:
He adopted an expression of rapturous delight that made Bernini’s Ecstasy of St. Theresa look like Bea Arthur in a bad mood.
Removed because it was a little too Dennis-Millery, I guess. I intended to provide a link to the scu…
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