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Rebecca Walker's avatar

A tour of a duplex should cost $3.50.

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Frank Canzolino's avatar

I think I’ll start charging $10 to watch me take a crap in the morning…

… On second thought, there’s probably a whole internet chatroom devoted to it filled with people you’d rather not associate with…

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Tim Hartin's avatar

“she looks like a Katie-Couric with a haircut that says I want to speak to the manager”

Katie Couric had a haircut that said “I want to speak to the manager”.

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Ken Paulson's avatar

Beware the most expensive phrase in the English language, "While we're at it, we should..."

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wiredog's avatar

When I bought my place 10 years ago I knew it was a project. Built in 1965, so it’s as old as I am, with original kitchen, bathrooms, and roof. Roof was the first priority as the plywood was beginning to fail, so that was tear it down to the rafters. Kitchen and master bath were to the studs gut jobs. Did that at this time of year so that I could wash up outside (wearing a bathing suit, because it’s in Reston) while the bathroom was being remodeled. Also moved the laundry into the upstairs walk in closet.

Fortunately it’s a small townhouse. 7 years later I’m still happy with the cabinets.

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Duke "Mack" Jordan's avatar

Wait! You mean there are people who don't have a kitchen in their bedroom?

JK. But in NYC, I lived in a few places where the kitchen, bedroom and family room were all in one room. I know that many of my ancestors had that situation for a while.

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SpudV's avatar

"Two home-improvement remarks in a 24 hour period may mean something is brewing."

If only there was the capability of inserting a jiffy gif, I would insert Robbie Robot waving his arms frantically: Danger Will Robinson, danger Will Robinson...

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David Christensen's avatar

First rate column. LOL “Drywalling with Julia Child”.

BTW is there a place to send a question to Mr. Lileks?

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