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Mark Rogers's avatar

We have a little placard on the bottom sill of our front door which reads "Children Welcome Otherwise no Soliciting". It has worked wonderfully. I never mind buying cookies or wreaths from the scouts. It measures 4 inches by 10 inches. Since it has gone up, not one knock or doorbell ring from anyone over 12!

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SpudV's avatar

Girl Scout cookie season concluded a while back, and I don't mind throwing them a few shekels for a couple of cookies in excessive packaging. I try to get my money's worth and see what kind of salesgirls they are. What is your troop number? Where do you meet? What will this money be going towards: camp, projects? I try to get the parents to let the young ladies answer on their own. So far it has been blank stares and I-dunnos. A couple have looked at their uniforms for the troop number.

I'll keep trying, as developing your sales talents can lead to success in life.

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Oily Beloved's avatar

"I told them to come back when you're home and talk to you" is something I've heard from my wife a few times. And each time, I tell them "NO". Simple. For me. Why not for her?

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Paul A Sand's avatar

For some reason, I discovered there is a wide variety of "Come Back with a Warrant" doormats at Amazon. Sometimes "...or Level IV Plates" is added. I had to look that up.

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Gregory Engel's avatar

I made a bright yellow sign that says "$50 Solicitation Fee - CASH" Works wonderfully. I've watch as potential solicitors approach my gate, read the sign, and turn around. Fun!

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Keith Francis's avatar

Last month, a young man knocked on my door asking to bid on bug treatments for my home. I politely declined. Shocked at my answer, he retorted, "So what do you about spiders?!?" I replied, "I step on them, good night."

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Jeff's avatar

I have a large doormat. Its borders are made up of pretty little houses and trees. In the middle, in big black bold capital letters, it says: GO AWAY. Some people think I'm a misanthrope.

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Flange Creature's avatar

Not a lot of soliciting for me. My hood ain't prone to it.

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jim norman's avatar

He may have been one of your subscribers!

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